Remember Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Well times sure have changed in Japan, instead of flying through the air and kicking the living shit out of your opponent or slicing and dicing some female ninja up with a sword the Japanese are now getting in the wrestling ring and smashing the fuck out of each other with neon lights! Oh man the Japanese are light years ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to violence and quality television, god bless you my slanty eyed brothers!

Are fluorescent tubes still full of mercury?